thatsdelightful:

thatsdelightful:

thatsdelightful:

On an evolutionary level having a pet fall asleep on you is pretty crazy, there’s so much trust there it’s like, “hey little animal don’t you know I’m an apex predator? thousands of years of domestication to make you take a nap on me” but also there’s a lot of stupidity there too, like if I play on the computer too long my cat decides to draw first blood on my feet

You’re only here because some ancient farmers let your ancestors eat the mice in their grain stores

This post is picking up notes again so here’s more of Malo being the 😜 emoji

Sometimes he just forgets to put his tongue away when he’s cleaning himself

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thetrashiestoftrash:

ru-debega:

pumpkan:

Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

this is my friend Jay’s song and he has had a really rough time of it lately and whatnot so if you feel like checking out his latest stuff on Bandcamp or whatever, he started releasing stuff as Satellite High again 

I feel like more people should know that the iconic “The Bus Is Late” is from an album of songs entirely about the bus, and he has multiple albums about sharks. Just seems, you know. Relevant to many people’s interests.

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campcrow:

just-sans-things:

just-sans-things:

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

ok

done and wow…awesome

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old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary:

I just want to get dicked down again =/

felixitas:

bemusedlybespectacled:

howtofuckamonster:

archdemoning:

wumblr:

randomitemdrop:

viewtifulmarkovich:

viewtifulmarkovich:

justintaco:

justintaco:

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

For the uninformed:

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

here’s my issue with the harkness test

The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?” 

Originally posted by frozen--roses

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foresstfox:

when the sun hits your laptop screen just right 

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pfefferi:

the word radical reminds me of this cup

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